CIA PROFILE (DECLASSIFIED)

Name: Torgo _________

Alias: The Monster

Age: 30 (Estimated in 1966 photographs), 73 (Current estimate)

Race: Caucasian

Distinguishing Characteristics: Extremely large, bulbous knees and abnormal gait caused by said knees.

Criminal Record: Acquitted in 1964 of sexual harrassment charges in El Paso, TX, in plea bargain backed by one "T. Master".

Other Information: Little is known about the background or current whereabouts of Torgo. Last known employment as concierge in rural Texas bungalow. Increased sightings since mid-1990's suggest Torgo is alive and well, possibly armed with wooden staff in shape of human hand. See also this 3-part 2008 documentary on Youtube.